My Computer

Computers are like TVs big boxes with a lot of wires that are close to some fabricated alien abduction.
Then you got all these neat little icons to click on, which can be complicated. You have to click a certain way or the bland computer will not accept your idiotic offers.
Once in the program you can become bloggered by the complicated instructions, when in fact you should just figure it all ot on your lonesome self, cause understand them is like learning some forgien language.
Once your squared away or so you think it is time to save or exit whatever it is you were doing. Saving is a whole new ball game, for what should I save my document as, and what do all these lil extentions mean, some alienated code? Hardly, but some mighty inventive people came up with creative titles.
Should I put in a floppy disc? Oh what the .......is a floppy, and why do they call them that, and where do you insert this flat critter? There's enough holes on my computer to confuse anyone, and when I place my floppy into the drive it's as if a jet just landed with the roar it makes.