The Three Little Pigs: The Untold story......

"There once lived three little pigs, sound familiar?"
"Three cunning, crazy, and highly wise pigs, I might add," says a voice.
"Whose telling this story me or you Piggly Wiggly?"
"You, but undoubtly it will lack the juicy gossip you can find in the grocery store isle."
"We want the people to know the truth, and I have NEVER seen you pigs in any of those dispiteful publications."
Pggly Wiggly pulls out "Distructive Pigs Weekly," grinning,"Right here we are Mate."
"Oh, you must not be trying to pull the wool over my eyes. That is not you in those photos. Now, may I get on with my story?"
"No, you may not or we will protest! You are missing the esentials, you have the meat but without the gravy, you're as bland, as a suguar free cupcake. Speaking of cakes, you happen to have some?"
"I have no such thing Piggly, and I will continue with this story, as these lovely folks paid money to see this."
"You charged somebody for this sad excuse of entertainment? You have popsicle puppets, and scencery that would only attract those that are blind, and hard of hearing."
"Well, Piggly Wiggly what would you have done?"
He scractches his chin," I'd be doing something to get the younggins up in here."
"Are you the next Jazzy Jeff or Will Smith, Pgbgly?"
Laughter erupts,"Pigs are not rappers! We are pigs, oink, oink."
"You have a point nobody will buy an album from somebody that rolls arond in the mud......."
"No, there are a few, but we are wise pigs, that love to trick him."
"Him?"
"Oh yes, the Big 'Ol Wolf, Frankie the Furious. He thinks he knows better than us,but he does not know the power of us sophisticated swine."
"Frankie is that his name? That was never talked about in these retellings of the "Three Little Pigs."
"Well, after imprisionment they changed his name. You'd have to understand all that legal mombo jumbo. Quite frankly, he's the baddest of the cool breeds of his kind."
"And where is Frankers now?"
"Jail possibly where he belongs." He pauses thoughtfully,"I'm getting hungery. You sure you don't have any pasterries on set?"
"Sorry, and we are now running behind with the perduction. I am humbbled by you stopping by, but the show must go on."