Celeberity Birthday

By: Randi Evans

My life has been consommued with tabloids. I wanted my twenty-second birthday to play on that. I invited all my previous girlfriends, except Janet. Yeah, I love her but, she wouldn’t come because she had other plans.

I just wanted a fun party, and my mom, Lynn put it on. I celebrated at the Dublin Club it was all VIP. I had just gotten back from England.

I went through rough stuff over there. The tabloids have more things to make a big deal about now. I’m glad I could get out when I could. A British TV Show cut me off when I had hardly begin to sing, and started playing the credits that broke my heart. I love to perform. I hardly ever get the chance to be there, and it’s unfair to my fans.

My fans, I did something terrible too, I got angry with them, on that same day. I stopped for a burger at Planet Hollywood, and they came up to me, asking for an autograph. They Wern’t being too pushy, I just had had it. I yelled at them. I apologized, and it was a sincere one, at that. I’m sad about that whole day. After that I just wanted to go back to the hotel, and hide. I knew I blew it, and the tabloids would be all over it.
When I spoke to my mom about it, she joked that perhaps I shouldn’t have a birthday party because I was a bad boy. I told her I can’t wait to come home. England’s alright, but home was where I need to be. I have my friend Trace, but he wasn’t my family. I think about them constantly while I am over seas. I also think about Lance, J.C., and Joey and of course Chris. Things seem happier when they’re around.

I’m back in the states, and ready to celebrate my twenty-second Birthday. I’ve never been a party animal. I chill, and talk to my friends. I didn’t even have time to shave, or unpack. I rushed to the party.

When I arrive, Pat ‘O Brian from Access Hollywood is here, with his camera crew. I really didn’t want them to come to my party, more tabloids. I tell him my life is all down hill now because I’m twenty-two. He reassures me my life is far from over. When he questions me about my ex-girlfriends attending my party I call him an ass. I didn’t truly mean it. He has forgiven me.

Britney comes and goes fast. We chat briefly before she takes off in her fancy car. I wonder if she came because she truly wants to wish me a happy birthday, or just wants some press. I love her, and she knows it. I hope she understands that I still love her.

Christina Aguilera walks in next. She’s dressed beautifully, as usual. Britney walks out the door at the moment Christina enters. Christina’s a cool chick. I like her, but she’s not into me. Since it is my birthday she gives me a small kiss on my face. Now, don’t be telling the world. Let’s keep this on the down low.

Alyssa Milanio is my third girl I see on my special night. She didn’t appeal to me very much, this night. When she begins smoking I walk away, in fear that it’ll ruin my singing voice.

Why did I invite these people? Most of these people represent my party. Britney cheated on me that proves she's definitely trashy. Then there’s Christina she can get real dirty, just watch her videos and you will understand. Then there’s Alyssa, what am I thinking to believe me and her could have any kind of relationship. She smokes, and has already been married before. Way to go Justin. These girls have such high class. Ugh, I wish I could be with somebody that isn’t into me for my money and fame. Anyway back to the party.

To prove to people there’s no riff between me and J.C., J.C. comes to my party. I’m probably most excited to see him. He’s not trashy at all, and I can talk to him about, almost everything. We discussed many plans for the future. I congratulate him on making a solo album, that’ll be out later this year. I think this album’s going to be good for me. The press will longer be all over me, not that I want them all over J.C. I just feel, at times I get an over load, and need to take a break.

The highlights of my party, oh yeah there’s a lot of good moments. Dare, I tell them, or should I keep my mouth shut. Ok, I’m going to tell you all what went down. Now, we're getting into the deep stuff. Not even the tabloids could make up this stuff. The stripper was hot, but trashy. When I saw her I think she got more of a thrill then I did. All the guys, except me want a piece of her. I could care less, even if she took it all off, and did a poll dance. Yes, she is hot, but, not what I want.

You’d think girls would get along, well Christina and Alyssa got all huffy over my upcoming tour. When Christina took her cake and smears it in Alyssa’s face I think that the party maybe coming to close, but nope. They settle down. J.C. gets in on the action, as does his supposed girlfriend Terria Reid.

I have a few memorable moments when I spin a few of my favorite records. This Is all good, and fun until my mother brings out an old photo album, and let’s all my friends, see me as a baby. I wanted this party over with.

I got to the presents, as fast as I could, and opened them. The best gift was the play station 2. After a night of nudity, play girls, fans throwing themselves at me.
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For the record there were no dance off’s, no one beat anyone up. I did leave by myself, solo. Nobody followed me back to my house, I repeat nobody. When I got home I went to bed.